whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url

hamfarto:

awesometastical101:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

I really like this dude a lot.

i have a crush on him im pretty sure

the-vashta-nerada:

• hey bro
• bro
• broski
• brosicle
• broseidon, god of the brocean
• brotato chip
• brotein shake
• brosef stalin
• barack brobama
• teddy brosevelt
• don quibrote
• adrien brody
• gallilebro gallilei
• napoleon bronaparte
• brobo cop
• leonardo dicapribro
• broseph mengele 
• bro nye the science guy
• selena bromez
• broey deschanel 
• bro dimaggio
• wolfgang amadaeus brozart
• brohemian rhapsody
• osama bro laden
• mighty bro young
• brodo the hobbit bro
• broprah winfrey 
• broby dick
• abroham lincoln
• what’s up

sluttyoliveoil:

excuse you

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg